My First Time Outside of North America

I grew up in a town you've never heard of in Idaho (Seriously, my hometown is classified as distant rural, since rural doesn't express the expanse of nothingness that is Idaho). I had just turned 20 years old when I dropped everything and moved to Cambodia. Why? I saw it on the discovery channel and it looked cool. I figured I would stay there for about six months.

So I joined a program that would teach me how to become an English teacher. The first day of class I had already realized it would be much longer than six months...

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import java.io.FileInputStream;

class HasAmethystEscaped {
    private amethystFile = 0;
    public void setAmethyst (String amethystFile) {
        amethystFile = new FileInputStream("Amethyst.txt");
	if (amethystFile.contains('Bye')) {
	    System.out.println("Alert! Amethyst has escaped!");
	}
    }
}

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